Garner Andrews
Weekday mornings, from 6 'til 10
Dear reader,
Thank you for taking the time to read my bio. Unfortunately, I have more important things to do than write one, but being a man of means, I have paid Amber, to write my bio for me. Thank you in advance, Amber, I will assume that your work is satisfactory.
Garner
Garner was born and raised in the SK. He loves unicorns and rainbows. When he’s not at the methadone clinic he enjoys kicking back in his late 70s custom van near (but not within 500-feet of) area playgrounds. He plays the banjo. Although his alarm does not go off until 4:00am, he’s up at 3:00am in order to hurl verbal abuse at his wife. He loves sitting in lawn chairs because, in his words, “The lawn chair is strictly a good time chair—no one has ever had a bad time in a lawn chair.” WTF? He married his high school sweetheart, sadly he was 31 and she was in grade 10. Garner withholds praise. While we’re at it, he withholds love as well—love and praise. He can be heard weekday morning from 6am until 10am here on SONiC.
