1. Stupid DoughnutWith this donut.

2. This stupid wall that don’t quite join up with the ceiling.

This stupid wall that don’t quite join up with the ceiling.

3. Hard butter on soft bread.

Hard butter on soft bread.

4. This wet spoon on sugar.

This wet spoon on sugar.

5. This creation of satan.

This creation of satan.

6. You had one job, stupid binder ring.

You had one job, stupid binder ring.

7. This wonderful eraser.

This wonderful eraser.

8. This.

This fuck.

9. This too.

This other fuck.