mcwhopperEarlier this week, Burger King proposed that they (BK and McDonalds) drop the fued and sell the “McWhopper.” Its a combination of the Big Mac and the Whopper. They wanted to do it as part of ‘Peace Day’ next month. McDonalds didnt like the idea and declined, shattering the dreams of many…like me. So I went ahead and made my own.

I decided to keep a little journal of the journey.
ASSEMBLY: Shockingly easy. Drop the bottom bun from the Big Mac, lose the lid of the Whopper.
BITE 1: Welcome to flavor country. Big Mac, good. Whopper, good.
BITE 5: Fighting with the patties. Whopper is bigger than the Big Mac. Requires laser focus and steady hands.
BITE 10: This is a lot of beef. Feel insides starting to hate me, more so than usual.
FINISH: Not shocking, I’m incredibly full. Cant even eat french fries. Kind of hate myself.
6 HOURS LATER: Still hate self, but wouldnt have it any other way.