ATTN: Anyone that has zero issue with saying terrible things at family gatherings – Cards Against Humanity is adding new writers to their roster.


The company announced Tuesday that they’re looking to hiring new writers. Here are some of the sweet job perks:

  • Can work from anywhere in the world and will only be called upon to write cards “as needed”
  • Spend your time saying horrible things to other terrible people and laugh about it together
  • Pays a whopping $40 per hour

If that sounds like the gig for you, all you need to do to apply is write 15 white cards, 5 black cards and send them in before the August 31st deadline. Cards Against Humanity strongly encourages people of colour, immigrants, and members of the LGBTQ+ community to apply, which is nice, and are also keen for ‘hot single dads’ to apply.

EDIT: Turns out this sweet gig is only available to U.S. citizens. *throws fist at sky*